November 2009
21 Einträge
“True Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.”
5 Week Timeline
clientsfromhell:
Me: “As soon as you get us the pricing database, we need 5 weeks to build the online quoting application. If we get it this week, we can do a Sept 1 launch”
4 weeks later…
Client : “Here is the pricing database, sorry for the delay. So we are still good for the Sept 1 launch, right?”
Abt. Aus dem Leben
Wenigstens geht’s allen gleich.
Please design a logo for me. With pie charts.
Good read @ 27b/6
When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father’s portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the...
Yilmaz Z. ist wieder da! →
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– It Made My Day
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THE OFFICIAL 1989 MUSIC TORTURE SONG LIST FOR...
Straight from U.S. Army records, here is a portion of the radio playlist used to annoy Manuel Noriega:
1. (You’ve Got) Another Thing Coming — Judas Priest
2. All I Want is You — U2
3. Big Shot — Billy Joel
4. Born to Run — Bruce Springsteen
5. Bring Down the Hammer — Georgia Satellites
6. Don’t Look Back — Boston
7. Don’t Fear the Reaper — Blue Oyster Cult
8. Eat My Shorts — Rick Dees
9....
“it’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of...”
